Hello Rebecca 24. Crazy.
No love lost, no love found.
Music. Photography.
My daughter.
Disney.
Stars in the sky.

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One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.

– Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via kushandwizdom)

fuck-benedict:

fuck-benedict:

there’s a huge difference between “let people do what they choose with their bodies” and “let those 12 year olds have irresponsible sex”

its been 2 days and this has like 50k notes and i’ve only received like 5 hate messages about this u go tumblr u growin up

He’s my whole life.

Know hope.

Love exists. I know because I found it. If you ever find yourself in the dark wondering where it is, STOP LOOKING. I found the one not by looking, but by chance. He’s changed everything about the way I look at life. He’s my one and only. Know hope. Keep your faith. He or she is out there craving the things I’ve found in my other half. Never give up and never settle. ❤️🌟

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Cringe Worthy part 3 Sentence Horror Stories

#4 Lost Phone

It’s going to be hard not to think about this next time you lose your phone.

i fucking screamed after reading this omfg! i woke up my friend because i was too scared!!!! goodbye 

wtf

You might wanna read these True Phone Ghost Stories! Sleep weell!

  1. The message from the AFTERLIFE
  2. The CALL from the telemarketers
  3. The PHONE that Never was
  4. The phone that CALLED each other
What the heck i hate this like my neighbor just died a few days ago and im tripping so much now its 1am help

My last weekend home with my family. Tuesday starts my new life. With everything I’ve ever wanted and more. I’ll miss it here but my heart is somewhere else.



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